Oldest 100 Domain Names

on Thursday, March 31, 2011

RankRegistered DateDomain Name
115-March-1985SYMBOLICS.COM
224-April-1985BBN.COM
324-May-1985THINK.COM
411-July-1985MCC.COM
530-September-1985DEC.COM
607-November-1985NORTHROP.COM
709-January-1986XEROX.COM
817-January-1986SRI.COM
903-March-1986HP.COM
1005-March-1986BELLCORE.COM
1119-March-1986IBM.COM
1119-March-1986SUN.COM
1325-March-1986INTEL.COM
1325-March-1986TI.COM
1525-April-1986ATT.COM
1608-May-1986GMR.COM
1608-May-1986TEK.COM
1810-July-1986FMC.COM
1810-July-1986UB.COM
2005-August-1986BELL-ATL.COM
2005-August-1986GE.COM
2005-August-1986GREBYN.COM
2005-August-1986ISC.COM
2005-August-1986NSC.COM
2005-August-1986STARGATE.COM
2602-September-1986BOEING.COM
2718-September-1986ITCORP.COM
2829-September-1986SIEMENS.COM
2918-October-1986PYRAMID.COM
3027-October-1986ALPHACDC.COM
3027-October-1986BDM.COM
3027-October-1986FLUKE.COM
3027-October-1986INMET.COM
3027-October-1986KESMAI.COM
3027-October-1986MENTOR.COM
3027-October-1986NEC.COM
3027-October-1986RAY.COM
3027-October-1986ROSEMOUNT.COM
3027-October-1986VORTEX.COM
4005-November-1986ALCOA.COM
4005-November-1986GTE.COM
4217-November-1986ADOBE.COM
4217-November-1986AMD.COM
4217-November-1986DAS.COM
4217-November-1986DATA-IO.COM
4217-November-1986OCTOPUS.COM
4217-November-1986PORTAL.COM
4217-November-1986TELTONE.COM
4211-December-19863COM.COM
5011-December-1986AMDAHL.COM
5011-December-1986CCUR.COM
5011-December-1986CI.COM
5011-December-1986CONVERGENT.COM
5011-December-1986DG.COM
5011-December-1986PEREGRINE.COM
5011-December-1986QUAD.COM
5011-December-1986SQ.COM
5011-December-1986TANDY.COM
5011-December-1986TTI.COM
5011-December-1986UNISYS.COM
6119-January-1987CGI.COM
6119-January-1987CTS.COM
6119-January-1987SPDCC.COM
6419-February-1987APPLE.COM
6504-March-1987NMA.COM
6504-March-1987PRIME.COM
6704-April-1987PHILIPS.COM
6823-April-1987DATACUBE.COM
6823-April-1987KAI.COM
6823-April-1987TIC.COM
6823-April-1987VINE.COM
7230-April-1987NCR.COM
7314-May-1987CISCO.COM
7314-May-1987RDL.COM
7520-May-1987SLB.COM
7627-May-1987PARCPLACE.COM
7627-May-1987UTC.COM
7826-June-1987IDE.COM
7909-July-1987TRW.COM
8013-July-1987UNIPRESS.COM
8127-July-1987DUPONT.COM
8127-July-1987LOCKHEED.COM
8328-July-1987ROSETTA.COM
8418-August-1987TOAD.COM
8531-August-1987QUICK.COM
8603-September-1987ALLIED.COM
8603-September-1987DSC.COM
8603-September-1987SCO.COM
8922-September-1987GENE.COM
8922-September-1987KCCS.COM
8922-September-1987SPECTRA.COM
8922-September-1987WLK.COM
9330-September-1987MENTAT.COM
9414-October-1987WYSE.COM
9502-November-1987CFG.COM
9609-November-1987MARBLE.COM
9716-November-1987CAYMAN.COM
9716-November-1987ENTITY.COM
9924-November-1987KSR.COM
10030-November-1987NYNEXST.COM

S.H.I.T.

on Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and Productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T).

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to
the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T. They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T.

Thank you for your time!
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).