My favorite end credits EVER!!

on Friday, February 19, 2010

If you haven't played Portal by Valve then you are missing out on a really fun game that makes you really think.  I love it.  Just to give you a taste, here is the final battle in the game and the final credits.  It is the funniest thing ever!!!  You really should take the seven minutes and watch it.  


This is the most non-violent game I've ever played.  You are the only person in the game.  Everything else in the game is robotic or that voice.  Actually, I can't say I've ever played a game I've enjoyed more than Portal.


 


 



 


 


Here is another really funny part.  Check this out:


 



For those of you who dig the techno remix....  this one is awesome!!


 



 


Does any of that sound familiar?  Well, if you have played Guitar Hero 3 then it would.


 


Times to use the "F" word

on Thursday, February 18, 2010

There have long been documented times in history when it was appropriate to use the 'F' word. Here are a few of them:

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- General George Armstrong Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein, 1938

7. "It @#$%ing does SO look like her!"
-- Pablo Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon--who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this %#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2006

I would like to present some visual examples of other times the mother of all swear words is appropriate to be uttered.