In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road".
Barocky Road is a blend of half-Vanilla and half-Chocolate, surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. In reality the Vanilla is despised, but they can do nothing about it. The bottom line is that when you ask for Barocky Road...you have no way of knowing what you are really getting.
The Nuts and Flakes are very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large and beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you that already has three. Thus, you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone with no Ice Cream.
You will then be asked if you want a second one to take advantage of the "2 for the price of one" special.
Are you feeling stimulated yet?
